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Finally, you can rest your pretty little head when you buy this 100% made of beanie, beanie.

Not only will you be immune to wolf attacks, but you’ll look better than everyone else while keep your ears nice and toasty. 

No gimmicks. I won’t give you a cool story about how the orange and purple threads on this beanie are made from pure angel hair.

It wouldn’t matter to you that the angle hair itself is in its own way a protective shield against all bad energies, thoughts, deities, spiritual attacks, and viruses. Don’t forget to mention the wolves. Always mention the wolves.

You could probably already put two and two together, but yes - this is the same threading that was used by Jon Snow, and Braveheart - knitted into their manly kilts.

Stay warm you dirty f****************

(Our lawyers have stated that we have to mention that we are not Doctors//Bear Grylls, and claiming that this beanie will protect you from death and wolves is ill advised, and at your own risk... but its so much more fun that way)


NOTE: We have shifted to this item being PURE, 100% ORGANIC COTTON. Due to this - items will be valued slightly higher - Why? I refuse to pedal items that aren't in line with my health journey to you, and will be shifting all items in the future to this material. Here is why! 

Love you deeply!!!

Looking to downsize? Are you about that minimalist lifestyle?  Do you want to reduce your carbon footprint?  

Well, look no further.  Turn your large, cumbersome, hard earned dollar bills into tiny pieces of plastic in a small sardine tin.  You’ll love how easily you’ll lose what’s inside.  

Get ready to find this in your couch cushions when you move back to your parents house next year.

SPECS:
- Get 6 Dunlop 2mm Ultex Flow XL Pick
- One badass custom pick tin to fit all kinds of goodies inside of \m/

BILLY WONGAZ GOLDEN TICKET | 3 LUCKY WINNERS WILL RECEIVE AN ICE NINE KILLS STAGE PICK IN THEIR CUSTOM SUGARMAN PICK TIN - REDEEMABLE AS A FREE HALF-HOUR PRIVATE GUITAR LESSON WITH DAN! [MUST CONTACT DAN UPON FINDING THE WINNING PICKS]

I have 1 off lessons, with each bundle having a larger discount applied.

From 2 packs, to 4 packs, to 6 packs, to 8 packs - contact me for details!

You will receive a printable or emailable giftcard pertaining to the number of lessons you get, so that you can gift this item \m/

Look - let's face it. You want to learn this. You want to be able to play these songs. You want to put this tab book in your cart and absolutely smash that buy now button. You want to give me your mother's maiden name and social security... Just kidding. But the other parts, for suuuure, right?

Start learning to play all the songs of the [ Inside/Out - Part I ] with this signed [ Inside/Out | Part I ]  Tab Book. Featuring full guitar tabs, photos, and backstory behind the creation of the songs - this signed copy offers a unique opportunity to learn from Dan Sugarman directly. 

WHAT YOU'LL GET:
The Signed Physical Copy of the Tab Book
+ Guitar Pro Files Immediately Upon Purchase
+ PDF Files of the Tabs as well 

Give your walls a sweet treat... everything needs a lil Sugar now and then - even your damn walls. 

Feed the beast that is your home with this exclusive Dan Sugarman 8x10 print, signed and ready to be another pair of eyes smattered across the walls of your domicile... staring at you... watching you... BOO!

Add this to your cart now you scaredy cat. 

P.S. There are 8 different photos, and you will be getting dealers choice! These signed photos are being repurposed from Dan's Scavenger Hunt on the European Tour with Papa Roach days before The Pandemic changed everything in 2019... Consider them hyper exclusive, extra rare, and vintage lol 

Based on that, you'll be getting a bunch of absolutely needless clues and hints on the backside of the photo... but, the Discount Code is still active ;)

Look... there's no easy way to say this. This shirt will get you layed. 

At some point in the near future, upon slipping this shirt up and over that lump on top of your shoulders, we can promise you that a potato chip will in fact reveal itself to you... Unraveling it's salty essence into your sloppy pie-hole.

Whether or not you accept the lay, you will still have this PREMIUM COTTON COMFORT COLORS SHIRT wrapped around your doughy body. 

I had to put that last part in bold, because you need to know how fuggin' swanky these t-shirts are. You might even get laid because of it.

Pro-tip: Bring onion dip wherever you go. 

When the sunlight graces your ugly mug at the buttcrack of dawn… it’s time to grab that Medium Roast, For Dark Mournings.

Quit being a shmuck, and face your inner demons like a champ! With each sip… snuff out those annoying early birds who get’r done before you even awake from your dusty crypt. 

Get this. Nothing will ever be the same, you n00b.