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- NO ONE LIKES PANDEMICS | REWARD YOURSELF WITH SOME SWAG! -

EVERYTHING IS ALREADY ON SALE, BUT USE THE CODE BELOW FOR AN ADDITIONAL 15% OFF

USE THIS CODE AT CHECKOUT: FIFTEEN2021

Sugarman Pullover Hoodie

Sugarman Pullover Hoodie

$45.00 translation missing: en.products.product.regular_price $60.00

Take it all in.  This gluten free, motion sick pack comes with everything you’ll need to go out and sew you’re wild oats. 

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Sugarman T-Shirt

Sugarman T-Shirt

$25.00 translation missing: en.products.product.regular_price $35.00

Forget about binge watching your favorite show, because you’re about to become a full time walking billboard for Dan Sugarman.  

No time for those Office re-runs...

Abandon all hope for watching that one British baking show where people make things in the shape of elaborate dream catchers.  

Nope, you need to get out there in the wild with this t-shirt.  

And guess what, you’ll pay Dan to do it.  

Welcome to your new full time job. 

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Sugarman Face Mask

Sugarman Face Mask

$12.95 translation missing: en.products.product.regular_price $15.00

Don’t. Suck.

Breathe easy instead, when you buy this 100% made of mask, mask.

Not only will you be immune to wolf attacks, but you’ll look better than everyone else while doing the right thing.

No gimmicks. I won’t give you a cool story about how the red ink on this mask (and all red ink in this new Sugarman Fall Line) is made from pure dragons blood.

It wouldn’t matter to you that the dragon’s blood itself is in its own way a protective shield against all bad energies, thoughts, deities, spiritual attacks, and viruses. Don’t forget to mention the wolves. Always mention the wolves.

You could probably already put two and two together, but yes - this is the same blood ink that was used by Jon Snow, and Braveheart. If you think the ink on Mel Gibsons face was blue - think again. You just witnessed the Mandela Effect.

(Our lawyers have stated that we have to mention that we are not Doctors//Bear Grylls, and claiming that this ink will protect you from the virus and wolves is ill advised, and at your own risk... So much more fun that way!)

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Inside/Out

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INSIDE/OUT | PART I - Physical CD

INSIDE/OUT | PART I - Physical CD

$30.00 translation missing: en.products.product.regular_price $35.00

You haven’t heard anything like this before and you’ll regret you ever did.  Nothing will ever be the same, you idiot.

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