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Sugarman Long Sleeve

Sugarman Long Sleeve

$40.00

Take it all in.  This gluten free, motion sick pack comes with everything you’ll need to go out and sew you’re wild oats. 

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INSIDE/OUT | PART I - Physical CD

INSIDE/OUT | PART I - Physical CD

$30.00 translation missing: en.products.product.regular_price $35.00

You haven’t heard anything like this before and you’ll regret you ever did.  Nothing will ever be the same, you idiot.

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Sugarman Face Mask

Sugarman Face Mask

$12.95 translation missing: en.products.product.regular_price $15.00

Don’t. Suck.

Breathe easy instead, when you buy this 100% made of mask, mask.

Not only will you be immune to wolf attacks, but you’ll look better than everyone else while doing the right thing.

No gimmicks. I won’t give you a cool story about how the red ink on this mask (and all red ink in this new Sugarman Fall Line) is made from pure dragons blood.

It wouldn’t matter to you that the dragon’s blood itself is in its own way a protective shield against all bad energies, thoughts, deities, spiritual attacks, and viruses. Don’t forget to mention the wolves. Always mention the wolves.

You could probably already put two and two together, but yes - this is the same blood ink that was used by Jon Snow, and Braveheart. If you think the ink on Mel Gibsons face was blue - think again. You just witnessed the Mandela Effect.

(Our lawyers have said we have to mention we are not doctors or Bear Grylls, and claiming that the ink will protect you from the virus and wolves is ill advised, and at your own risk)

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Sugarman Zip-Up Hoodie

Sugarman Zip-Up Hoodie

$65.00

When's the last time you grew a full coat of fur, went out in a blizzard, and punched a tree until it splintered into a thousand pieces.  

Then you took those pieces, rebuilt a full tree, built a log cabin, and then burned it to the ground.  

You need this zip-up hoodie.

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