Medium Roast, For Dark Mournings
Medium Roast, For Dark Mournings
Medium Roast, For Dark Mournings
Medium Roast, For Dark Mournings

Medium Roast, For Dark Mournings

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When the sunlight graces your ugly mug at the buttcrack of dawn… it’s time to grab that Medium Roast, For Dark Mournings.

Quit being a shmuck, and face your inner demons like a champ! With each sip… snuff out those annoying early birds who get’r done before you even awake from your dusty crypt. 

 

Medium Roast, For Dark Mournings is a bold tasting, low acid blend of varied roast levels and humble origins. Combining only the finest arabica beans from Brazilian and Mexican family-run cooperatives, you can be certain that the brujeria enchantments hold steady as you guzzle down this black liquid gold... made of blood.

Our lawyers have asked us to tell you that there isn't any actual blood in this coffee, but it helped make the point right? So grab you a cup, and wake the f*** up! Errr... grab a bag and... don't make me nag? No no, let's go with the first one. 

Medium Roast, For Dark Mournings is blended to exorcise the spirits that reside in the abyss that is your heart, all in order to help you face even your darkest of days.

With whole notes of:
- Butterscotch
- Dark Chocolate
- Smoke Caramel
- Fire & Jetfuel
- Dates 
- Molasses

Are you ready to get Roasted? 

- Roasted by Road Roasters Coffee Company

ALL COFFEE ORDERS WILL BE ROASTED ON MONDAY!
- BAGGED ON TUESDAY AND
- SHIPPED TO YOU ON WEDNESDAY
... ALL IN ORDER TO TO MAINTAIN PEAK FRESHNESS & FLAVOR \m/

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Patrick Frick
Scarifyingly Good

Very happy with the taste and how the medium roast does not over stimulate you with caffeine but gives you that right bunch to drop kick the day! Dan has created the ultimate blend and is officially my favorite coffee! So “Take Your Pick”, because this blend is a unique taste unlike any other that is truly killer iced or hot! 😈🔪🩸

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Spencer Charnas
THIS IS THE GAS!!! Love the subscription!

I recently had the pleasure of trying "Medium Roast For Dark Mournings" coffee and I must say, it was an absolute delight! From the moment I opened the bag, the aroma of the beans was tantalizing and made me eager to brew a cup.
And let me tell you, the flavor did not disappoint. The medium roast was perfectly balanced, with a smooth and rich taste that was not too heavy or overpowering. It was the perfect pick-me-up for those days when you're feeling down and in need of a little extra comfort.
I also appreciated the clever name of the coffee, as it seemed to perfectly capture the mood of those early morning hours when the world is still shrouded in darkness. It's a reminder that even on the gloomiest of days, a great cup of coffee can bring a little light into your life.
Overall, I would give "Medium Roast For Dark Mournings" a solid five stars and would highly recommend it to anyone in need of a comforting and delicious coffee to start their day.