2 lbs Bag Medium Roast, For Dark Mournings
When the sunlight graces your ugly mug at the buttcrack of dawn… it’s time to grab that 2 Pound Bag of Medium Roast, For Dark Mournings.
Quit being a shmuck, and face your inner demons like a champ! With each sip… snuff out those annoying early birds who get’r done before you even awake from your dusty crypt.
Medium Roast, For Dark Mournings is a bold tasting, low acid blend of varied roast levels and humble origins. Combining only the finest arabica beans from Brazilian and Mexican family-run cooperatives, you can be certain that the brujeria enchantments hold steady as you guzzle down this black liquid gold... made of blood.
Our lawyers have asked us to tell you that there isn't any actual blood in this coffee, but it helped make the point right? So grab you a cup, and wake the f*** up! Errr... grab a bag and... don't make me nag? No no, let's go with the first one.
Medium Roast, For Dark Mournings is blended to exorcise the spirits that reside in the abyss that is your heart, all in order to help you face even your darkest of days.
With whole notes of:
- Dark Chocolate
- Smoke Caramel
- Fire & Jetfuel
Are you ready to get Roasted?
- Roasted by Road Roasters Coffee Company
ALL COFFEE ORDERS WILL BE ROASTED ON MONDAY!
- BAGGED ON TUESDAY AND
- SHIPPED TO YOU ON WEDNESDAY
... ALL IN ORDER TO TO MAINTAIN PEAK FRESHNESS & FLAVOR \m/