Sugarman Face Mask

Sugarman Face Mask

$12.95 translation missing: en.products.product.regular_price $15.00
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Don’t. Suck.

Breathe easy instead, when you buy this 100% made of mask, mask.

Not only will you be immune to wolf attacks, but you’ll look better than everyone else while doing the right thing.

No gimmicks. I won’t give you a cool story about how the red ink on this mask (and all red ink in this new Sugarman Fall Line) is made from pure dragons blood.

It wouldn’t matter to you that the dragon’s blood itself is in its own way a protective shield against all bad energies, thoughts, deities, spiritual attacks, and viruses. Don’t forget to mention the wolves. Always mention the wolves.

You could probably already put two and two together, but yes - this is the same blood ink that was used by Jon Snow, and Braveheart. If you think the ink on Mel Gibsons face was blue - think again. You just witnessed the Mandela Effect.

(Our lawyers have said we have to mention we are not doctors or Bear Grylls, and claiming that the ink will protect you from the virus and wolves is ill advised, and at your own risk)